What I love about Jennifer is that she’s consistent with her work. She always gives her all on stage, and that resonates with people. No, she’s not the most talented, but she gives it her all.

It doesn’t hurt that she’s likable either. Dionne Warwick has one of the best voices of all time, and yet she’s still the biggest fucking bitch with her nose stuck up her pruny ass. And no one should ever say “She’s earned the right to be a cunt.” Uhh, as Celebrity Apprentice has shown us, no it doesn’t.