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    26
    2012

    Album Review: Madonna – ‘M.D.N.A.’

    Written by TriniTrent | Filed under Album Review,Madonna
    Madonna MDNA TheLavaLizard

    The cover of Madonna's 'M.D.N.A.' album.

    As Pop stars age they either embrace the change and adapt to attract a more mature audience or they battle against time in a desperate bid to keep the attention of the youth. In the case of Madonna’s ‘M.D.N.A.’, we are presented with an unusual paradox as the icon does her best to balance the appeal of her own sound with the music of her younger counterparts.

    Madonna’s attempt to curb the effects of aging is truly glaring flaw in ‘M.D.N.A.’. Indeed, as an artist who has always been as the cusp of new trends, Madonna struggles to keep up with her younger peers who currently dominate the fields of Dance/Pop.

    Before we discuss the points where Madonna faults on ‘M.D.N.A.’, let’s highlight the winning moments on the album. Indeed, similar to her ‘Sex’ book, we’ll start from the top and work our way down.

    When the Dance music beats are dialed to full volume and the bass is let loose, Madonna is at the very best in all her yoga choreography glory. The exciting single ‘Girl Gone Wild’ and the intoxicating ‘I’m Addicted’, which were both produced by Alle Benassi and Benny Benassi, are among the strongest tracks on ‘M.D.N.A’, thanks to roaring synths that clearly target the club crowd.

    Yet, perhaps the strongest track on ‘M.D.N.A.’ is the vulgar, dark and bass-heavy ‘Gang Bang’. Despite being over five minutes long, the tune never falls flat as producers William Orbit and The Demolition Crew drive chest-thumping beats beneath Madonna’s grotesque lyrics; each facet of the track bolstering the others to create a hypnotising record.

    Other standout songs on ‘M.D.N.A.’ include the should-have-been-a-single ‘Beautiful Killer’ and ‘Turn Up the Radio’. Interestingly, although Madonna clearly recycles the arrangement of her hit single ‘Beautiful Stranger’ on the song ‘I’m a Sinner’, the tune is still a solid effort with climbing key changes that construct a catchy melody.

    Now, it’s time for use to address the bad side of ‘M.D.N.A.’. Get your boots ready because we are about to wade through some grade-A filth.

    Madonna is not a talented singer and without blaring production to distract us from that fact, her vocal performances are even more appalling. For instance, the worst song on ‘M.D.N.A.’, ‘Best Friend’, is a blatant insult to anybody with ears. Madonna’s voice is paper thin, she basically speaks through the entire song and even a layer of auto-tune can’t make her sound better or help her to stay on-key.

    ‘Love Spent’ is yet another example of why Madonna should never leave home without her Star Wars Darth Vader voice-changer or at least a portable fan. Of course, we all know what goes wrong on the ‘M.D.N.A.’ lead single, ‘Give Me All Your Luvin’ (Ft. Nicki Minaj & M.I.A.)’ – Madonna recorded it.

    Still, it would be a lie to say that Madonna sounds horrendous on every song. Honestly, her award-winning ‘Masterpiece’ and ‘Falling Free’ are both beautiful records. The latter tune demonstrates Madonna singing in a comfortable part of her range and despite the fact that everybody except Cassie could easily handle the song, she still does the drifting melodies of the song justice with her subtle vocal performance.

    “At the age of 53 years, Madonna still finds herself trying to fit in with today’s youth, probably by stealing her daughter’s iPod to discover what the young whippersnappers enjoy.”

    Regarding Madonna’s battle against her age, tracks such as ‘Some Girls’, ‘B-Day Song (Ft. M.I.A.)’ and ‘I Don’t Give A (Ft. Nicki Minaj)’ exemplify how menopause affects the judgement of some women. At the age of 53 years, Madonna still finds herself trying to fit in with today’s youth, probably by stealing her daughter’s iPod to discover what the young whippersnappers enjoy. You know, with our Hippity Hops and all that Snoopy Dogg music.

    Rounding out ‘M.D.N.A.’ album is ‘Superstar’. Why did I leave this song for last? Truthfully, I forgot about the song and that’s why I’m not going to waste the next few minutes of life…wait, what are we discussing again?

    All in all, ‘M.D.N.A.’ presents Madonna trying her best to keep her younger audience interested in an aging superstar. By recycling her own hits and following the trends of others, Madonna finds herself caught in limbo, thus proving the scientific fact that all stars eventually destroy themselves and sink into black holes. In case you were wondering, that joke was not another reference to Madonna’s ‘Sex’ book.

    Standout tracks: ‘Girl Gone Wild’, ‘Gang Bang’, ‘Falling Free’, ‘Beautiful Killer’ and ‘I’m Addicted’

    Weakest track: ‘Best Friend’

    Possible singles: ‘Turn Up the Radio’, ‘I Don’t Give A (Ft. Nicki Minaj)’ and ‘I’m Addicted’

    The Lava Lizard Rating: 3/5 Stars

    What do you think of the review?

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    • Madonna

      This old ass bag has been a stunt artist for decades. She can’t sing or dance. She’s stolen from black gay men and used sexuality to become famous. I honestly think Trent giving her a 3/5 was way too much. Like Cher has said in the past “she’s incredibly creative but not talented”

    • Tia

      Excellent review ,as usual, it was fair [the good and bad] but honestly I feel you were merciful with a 3/5. Her Stans should be OK with it.

    • JATJ

      @Trent..It’s a great album and It’ll be hit like the previous albums. Note “Hard Candy Tour” grossed $408 million dollars.. That’s pretty impressive for someone, as you put it “old washed up star trying to keep up with the younger performers”..Obviously you have no idea of her star power.. It comes down to $$$$$ and she always manage to gross over $300 million for her tours..Performers make money off of endorsements and touring not album sales.. Older doesn’t mean “start making geriatric songs”.. She can do whatever she wants and It’ll always be fans like me that supports her.. Child Bye!

    • http://www.twitter.com/ThatBoyLuke ThatBoyLuke

      Oh here come tha “she’s only successful because she’s white” brigade lol…
      I agree with you that the album is more of an attempt to stay with the younger audience which i think is amistake, when she was doing her own more mature stuff on “Confessions…” it was hugely successful and loads of young people likes it too, trying to make some BS like Ke$ha or something is just lame… Then again does Madonna even care about the album or is it just a promo tool for her soon to be record breaking tour?

    • WonderLand19

      That was a really good review. I wont bother listening to the album as i havn’t been impressed with her releases (Even tho i did enjoy her half time superbowl performance).
      Thanks Trent!

    • Bee

      3/5 stars seems generous if the rest of tracks on the album are anything like the ones that have been released so far.

      Some typos btw: *affects (P11), *wondering (P13)

    • Dave

      Personally I love the album, I don’t think she cares what other artists are upto, this is a Madonna album, only one track I am happy to skip and thats “B-Day Song”. Love “Girl Gone Wild”, “Turn Up The Radio” , “I Don’t Give A” and “Love Spent”, it’s a solid album, but there will always be haters who speak without listening to it, tis a bit sad !!

    • Dale__23

      Wait, first you praise “Love Spent”, then you slam it in the NEXT paragraph…..I’m lost…lol

    • Ms. Boss

      @Dale__23 ???

    • pheno levy

      Well its simple. Some people are entertainers. Whether they can sing, dance, ect does it really matter when we have magicians using smoke and mirrors? Or even hollywood studio effects. Sometimes I wonder if its all about seeing then actually hearing? Of course not, technology, guts, craziness, looks, ect can make you a superstar. Save the real talent for random gigs.

    • Meme

      Firstly 3/5 is way to generous. This album deserves a maximum of a 2/5.

      Secondly the problem Madonna faces is that the quality of her music has deteriorated significantly over the last decade. Whilst she sort of had her own niche up until the late 1990′s she is now competing with younger artists (particularly Gaga and Rihanna), who have no doubt been inspired by her, but are also doing ‘Madonna’ better than she does herself at this point of time.

      That being said, the album will probably sell ok, and the tour will be a hit because of her loyal fan base.

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    • Ed

      I like the album, much better than Hard Candy. How many times did the reviewer mentioned Madonna’s age? Does it really matter how young she is? I think it is a very decent album. My fav is ‘Turn off the radio’, ‘Gang Bang’, ‘Love Spent’, ‘I am a sinner’. The ballads are all pretty strong. Overall a great Madonna album. Sold 4 out of 5.

    • Fabe

      I know you did not not mention age in a music review!!! Really?! Get over it and get over your opinions of what an entertainer should or shouldn’t do at a certain point in their careers. Discussing it alone is giving her credit and you don’t even know you’re doing it. Slamming her vocally isn’t going to make her go away. Either you love her or you don’t. If you don’t; then move on. No one asked you. No one is forcing you to listen to her music other than it’s just a paycheck to you so why would you care if it succeeds or fails if not for your own choice and taste in music. “…following the trends of others”…HA!! Don’t you mean others have followed her trends? Madonna doesn’t do anything without purpose. I think she knows exactly what she’s doing. Others have imitated her look; her sound and her controversy for years. I don’t see anything wrong with her doing what she set out doing way before any of the others came along. There are different women that command that kind of staying power. Cher; Tina; Cyndi…all have their own uniqueness and gifts to their fans and have been around for some time. Madonna can do whatever the hell she wants to do and make no apologies about it. And I know you are not druding up crap about that SEX Book. Seriously? That was so 2 decades ago. And even that is a testament of her star power. If anything would have destroyed a career for anyone; then it would have been that book. But it didn’t. Not only that; she profited off of it very handsomely. Where do you come off even bringing that up? Additionaly, when will people realize age is just a number? It’s a state of mind. Life’s difficult enough and if someone like Madonna can fill arenas as a solo artist and is able to unit people for 2 hours of escapism; then I say let her do IT!!!

    • Glen

      I think personally the album is brilliant ,I must admit I am Madonna fan and before you jump to conclusions I didnt buy her last album didnt like it at all.I havent warmed to a couple of songs on album but lets face it all albums contains some tracks we dont like .Her age really isnt important lets face it what have we missed out from artists who have died at a early age what would John Lennon be up to if he was still alive .I appauld her for stll working her arse of when no doubt she has enough money to retire and put her feet up years ago.Madonna has never had the strongest voice she will even admit to that but she always challenges herself and continues to deliver for her loyal fans .There are 8 songs on this album that I love with Gang Bang my favourite and I hope she releases that as a single and looking forward to film clip.If I was rating this album not a problem giving it a 4 ,WELL DONE MADONNA.

    • alexis

      Wait – Madonna is 53 and she can’t sing? I had NO idea! What a useful and insightful review! Haven’t people been saying she can’t since… 1982. No, I am not a fan of Superstar’s lyrics. But I am afraid you are missing the point of this album… she has made a much better record than Teenage Dream or Talk That Talk or.. gasp… it’s pop with a even Born this Way. It’s electro pop with some depth. Here is my review of this album: (first awful single aside) this album shows Madonna at her most conflicted, personal and vulnerable about the disintegration of her marriage to Guy Ritchie… from wanting to kill him (Gang Bang) to being happy to be single again (Girl Gone Wild) to being heartbroken and missing him (The amazing ‘I fucked up’ and ‘Best Friend’ – how you think ‘Best Friend is nothing short of great confounds me)… sorry – stop re-hashing the obvious facts of her age and singing limitations and focus on the actual music… or stop writing reviews – zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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