Clearly, whatever was in the water that Rihanna drank while filming her ‘Where Have You Been’ video has been pissed out. Indeed, when the stiff Barbadian hit the stage on ‘Saturday Night Live’ last evening there was little trace of the the energetic dance skills she displayed in that visual.
Featuring her usual nasal vocals, Rihanna delivered rather uncomfortable renditions of ‘Birthday Cake’, ‘Talk That Talk’ and ‘Where Have You Been’. Of course, she did manage to draw cheers from the audience thanks to her team of dancers, elaborate stage sets and the “applause” sign.
Watch Rihanna on ‘SNL’ below:
‘Birthday Cake’/'Talk That Talk’
‘Where Have You Been’
What is there to say after watching these performances? We all know that Rihanna can’t sing or wine so we should be accustomed to it by now. I will say this, though: never trust the editing crew of a music video because they have the ability to make anybody look like a talented dancer.