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  • May
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    2012

    Rihanna Awkwardly Performs On ‘Saturday Night Live’

    Written by TriniTrent | Filed under Rihanna
    Rihanna Saturday Night Live SNL TheLavaLizard

    Rihanna performs on 'Saturday Night Live'.

    Clearly, whatever was in the water that Rihanna drank while filming her ‘Where Have You Been’ video has been pissed out. Indeed, when the stiff Barbadian hit the stage on ‘Saturday Night Live’ last evening there was little trace of the the energetic dance skills she displayed in that visual.

    Featuring her usual nasal vocals, Rihanna delivered rather uncomfortable renditions of ‘Birthday Cake’, ‘Talk That Talk’ and ‘Where Have You Been’. Of course, she did manage to draw cheers from the audience thanks to her team of dancers, elaborate stage sets and the “applause” sign.

    Watch Rihanna on ‘SNL’ below:

    ‘Birthday Cake’/'Talk That Talk’

    ‘Where Have You Been’

    What is there to say after watching these performances? We all know that Rihanna can’t sing or wine so we should be accustomed to it by now. I will say this, though: never trust the editing crew of a music video because they have the ability to make anybody look like a talented dancer.

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    • Ethan

      Rihanna was actually sick while performing so i’ll give her credit for not jumping out on the last moment and doing the performance. but yeah, she can’t dance

    • TheTruth

      The awkward moment when Rihanna performs better when she’s sick lol.

      I actually though these performances were alright. But who was in charge of turning on and off the echo?? All I can say is SABOTAGE haha

      Do you expect her to miraculously start dancing like Ciara and sing like Jennifer Hudson? Hope not because that is never going to happen!

    • olly_tei

      i enjoyed birthday cake and where have you been. Her vocals couldn’t keep up with the choreo, she should of put more reverb on the mike and less echo. It was entertaining at least. And Trent your a typical stan lol, tryna be kind about mariahs dead ass concert whilst shading rihanna who’s actually growing as a performer. “Mariah Carey Thrills With ‘Hero…” LOOOL, who are you kidding! ;)

    • olly_tei

      I’m a fan of her band, they ain’t got nothing on the Suga Mama’s but they make her songs more interesting. Where have you been needs to be worked on a bit more, the cuts to the chorus were awkward.

    • Seanybhoy

      I turned the first video off because of that god awful echo on the mic and the second for her shocking vocals.
      I think it’s quite funny how rihanna usually changes her style for each album, yet with this one sea changed it 3 times now? And still no major interest in the album or singles… Maybe people have finally caught on to her gimmicks

    • Ms. Boss

      @olly_tei so you expected Mariah to do choreography while singing Hero? Are you that stupid? Mariah sounded good in Austria in the freezing cold while Rihanna sounds TERRIBLE singing on SNL and EVERY DAMN PERFORMANCE. What a fucking shame.

    • BeyBoy

      Beyonce would never do shit like this and that’s why I would never pay money to see Rihanna live.

      @olly_tei dude you sound dumb as hell for that Mariah comment. If you read what Trent wrote he wasn’t being a stan. Mariah is Mariah and Rihanna is Rihanna. Stop trying to attack Mariah so you could distract us from Rihanna’s shit.

    • Ugh

      that back track. she barely sings her songs. her dancing was so stiff in the second video. She concentrates so much on her pussy. Why all the pussy patting? i can’t with this chick.

    • Aye Britt

      Cut the “she was sick” crap out. Every single time Rihanna has a ba—horrible performance I see that excuse in the comment section…that or “she was drunk” please. How many artist are sick and.STILL give a decent performance? I can name 5 right now. This was straight garbage. If youre a fan of Rihanna you should be ashamed that u have to make ul excuses for this. She’s been in the game for tooooo. You guys should be the one to tell her. No instead you’d rather her roll weed on dudes heads and post trashy instagram aka attention seeking pics. If she really loved music and her fans she’d focus on growing as an artist but nooooo its all about weed, thug life and strippers. Her downfall is in effect. Get ur lifeboats your queen may need saving

    • shane

      never saw a body that stiff

    • Benron

      It really was just akward, and she was sick, that isn’t an excuse. She wasn’t sick at the brits, or a Jonathan ross and we all know those are awful, so ppl wudda brought that exuse there! She was akward, I didn’t know what hwas going on and stuff, Where have you been was alright, but her vocals thru it all of!

    • http://www.imjustsaying.me Miss Fancye

      Stop hatin so bad on Rih Trent! Music video editors can make anyone look good dancing. That’s some nasty shade. Why can’t you give her some credit and leave it at that instead of going in?

    • https://twitter.com/#!/_feeniix_ Ronnie (_feeniix_)

      She just needs to practice or give it up. And whats up with the echo? It’s so out of place.

    • Micky

      Mariah Carey (Legend) and Rihanna (Gimmick) Shouldn’t Be in The Same Sentence That is All!

    • Mooriah

      LOLLLLLLL Trent Stay hating while his bloated pig of a fave has never pulled off a dance routine in her entire life. I cant and wasn’t she a straight up lip syncing MESS at a show not too recently?? Yet your review was all kinds of deflection where that was concerned and you now wanna go in on Rihanna who gave LIVE vocals ALONG with dance??? LOL you and your fat washed up fave ain’t shit.

    • Jh

      I’ve seen her in concert and she can barely sing, not once did she even try to sing the hard parts she just pointed the mic at the crowd and let them sing it. People were leaving half way through the concert. What happened to real talent? now we just make anyone famous!!

    • Benron

      @JH that never happened in the past bazillion years, I liked talk that talk!

    • LauraDior

      I stan for RiRi, but she does the same wine and stay pattin’ her genital areas, LOL!

      I travel ALOT and in the Caribbean and parts of the UK people don’t really stan for RiRi nor Nicki like they do in the states. Trent, you were right in that video when you said “We Don’t Claim Dem!”.

      RiRi needs take singing lessons and dance lessons. Other than that, I like Rihanna because of her style and gimmick.

    • TeamBreezy

      Nothing awkward about it. She did a good job!

      And I know some of yall aint callin Rihanna a gimmick, give it up… Gaga is a gimmick, Nicki Minaj is a gimmick. Yall should look up words before using them

    • Tired

      @JH! PREACH! I feel exactly the same.

      Now, I am a Rih fan BUT I am tired of this. Many of us are. All she seems to care about is the ‘lifestyle’ and drinking, clubbing, strippers, ’420′, changing her hair, patting her Vagina, telling her fans to deal with her re-union with Chris, not being a role model but a ‘rockstar’ etc… the list is endless.

      Although I used to think Trent was harsh on her, we have seen him praise her when she slays. The WHYB video wads incredible. he said it was amazing and even tweeted her this.

      We need to stop making excuses for her. She has been in the game too long and has too many accolades to always be excused. Sick or not sick, she rarely delivers. I have seen her live several times – she makes US, the audience, sing the hard parts!

      I am tired of this ‘I don’t give a pucks’ attitude. It is boring. Many of us are bored. I would never usual comment but this has actually annoyed me. She has a lot of money, power, fame and it’s because of the fans. She needs to deliver and keep arming it. I don’t doubt she works hard but how can dancing only be a priority NOW? it has taken years for us to see her dance well. She ever said that she has been to busy touring and basically having a presence everywhere but the actual stage.

      And as it has been said, real fans need to keep it real and not kiss ass. I hate how so many of her ‘stans’ kiss her ass. When you say something, she drags you on Twitter and all the ‘Navy/ Elite Navi’ come at you.

      I am venting but it is frustrating because she gave us Umbrella, We Found Love, Where Have You Been… masterpieces. She is too big to fail to deliver so much. She’s too much of a celebrity… she needs to own it and be a STAR.

      I’m really not hating. I have been a huge fan for years. This is why I get annoyed. I see too many videos where I just shake my head.

      I am DONE. For now.

    • Girrrl

      Well I think she did a good job and as a fan I’m glad she is improving. :)

    • drea

      she just isn’t even trying anymore.

    • jay

      honestly im not team rihanna, however these performances were actually entertaining to me considering the fact that the majority of her performances are not… so… she did ok IMO #kanyeshrug

    • cjmyicecream

      Those were good performances Trent. she killed Talk that talk; she danced and actually SANG more than she did gimmicks. she was kinda shy on Birthday cake but then she got comfortable.

    • cjmyicecream

      Those were good performances Trent. she killed Talk that talk; she danced and actually SANG more than she did gimmicks. she was kinda shy on Birthday cake but then she got comfortable. Besides the whole ILLUMINATI not so subliminal messages in the background those were good performances. She still needs to learn how to use her voice because she still sounds like a dying cat sometimes

    • cjmyicecream

      and i agree with the fact that she is slowly losing herself. All that unhealthy lifestyle is gonna get her but she is too busy trying to perduade herself that she is cool. Not wanting to let ppl’s opinion to define you is one thing but doing shit just to provoke is v different and that’s what rihanna does. Work more and shock less Rihanna ( at least Shock with your talent not with your life all over the tabloids) because ppl WILL get tired of it they are slowly starting to.

    • olivia

      you know when it comes to rihanna performances i just have to compare them to her last performance. because if i compare them to a bey or any performer like bey then she always looses so i will say she was acceptable last night . but her being sick is not a dam excuse I’m sorry I’m just glad she looked like she was at least trying to have fun that made it more enjoyable to me

    • Theman

      These performances were decent. A little more energy infued into them would have been mmuch better. She wasn’t as awful as Trent is trying to make her out to be. Trent the Rihanna bashing is getting lame. It’s the same thing over and over again. You and thatgrapejuice enjoy bashing her, yet y’all keep talking about her. If she doesn’t have talent and you don’t like what she does, then talk about someone else that has the talent that you like. She brings y’all hits*, thats why y’all go on and on about her…

    • Theman

      infused*

    • DOMOdotSCORE

      She has a lot more work to do. She needs to take some time off so that she can get her performance skills together. Every time she takes a step forward, she takes eight steps backward. She needs to take her career more seriously, especially at this point in which people are becoming sick of the industry’s lackluster output. People are becoming less and less forgiving.

    • larry

      Rihanna was wack on that 1st performance but that 2nd one was alright uno!! FOR RIHANNA it was vv good! trent cmon now! she danced wellish

    • Ariana

      The fact that some people settle for this kind of performances… SMH. How can you no demand a decent show from your fave? *walks out*

    • jewerely girl

      I turn off the first performance becuase I thought it was
      nasty and vulgar to me. Micheal did the crotch
      now the ladies are doing the booty shaking and the
      gential touching that is not entertainig. The music
      industry is more about gimmicks than real talent.

    • …

      THE QUEEN!!!! You lessors and your flop favs could never.

    • http://twitter.com/Kahariie Kahari

      I’m laughing at these comments. Y’all are a mess!

    • Benron

      She was sick, even took penicillin……….

    • Aye Britt

      @Benron so? I remember watching MTV’s Diary years back and Christina aguilera had to get a penicillin shot before her Grammy(?) Performance and still did a great job. This performance.is consistent with all Rihanna’s performances…so please stop with the excuses.

    • Umm…

      This was one of Rihanna’s better performances. That being said, it still sucked ass. she still sounded like a horny and/or frieghtend goat. That band behind her had me jamming tho. And as for all that vaginal patting…I think it’s time someone visit a clinic.

    • http://twitter.com/_Danniixo Danielle

      Seven years in the game, Seven albums, numerous tours.. she should be better than this.

    • Breezy

      Man if this was a new artist who came out with this performance, she would have been shut down! But since it’s her they let her slide ugh!

    • http://twitter.com/mshennywhite @MsHennyWhite

      i still love rihanna lmao

    • Jezzari

      OMFG…Im so sick of these people exaggerations!!! Birthday cake was a bit awkward i admit. But you cannot sit behind your devices and say riri did awful with where have you been. I think this site has become all about who can say the most negative thing. Rihanna did great and now needs to work on her wind while singing and dancing live.

      P mf. S….for all you comparing her to Mariah, lets see her dance for once while singing LIVE. Your feelings would be hurt!

    • mya

      Dang Nambit!!! … where are my video edit/splice team and my stunt double… oops I forgot it’s Saturday Nite Liveee. :)

    • Tia

      @ mya…Lol well said

    • Benron

      http://klgh.today.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/05/07/11580507-rihanna-called-in-sick-to-snl-rehearsal?lite @Mya She never had a stunt double, ya’ll rememeber calling her stiff in the video? Now her double is stiff?

    • DJ

      this was beyond the word “horrible” this bitch makes my ears bleed i would rather hear a damn old lady sing or something this hoe sounds like cats dying i mean lord no stage presence at ALL! no vocals lord she sound so damn horrible but i mean every live show she does is beyond horrible SMH

    • mya

      @Benron its called sarcasm.. Good Lawd! SMH… Oh! good PR move on her part to state she was sick but yet in still she partying up with strippers the day before… Yea I would say I was sick too (hangover wink, wink) if I hear and saw all the bad comments and review on this so called performance. :0

    • jdashwill

      I love my bby Rihanna and thats all I can say! She growing as an artist and everyone can see it.

    • Benron

      @Mya, she partied days before, she needed penccillin, and called in sick for rehearsals and if you think this is horrible I can’t imagine what you think of things that are actually horrible?

    • https://twitter.com/#!/EriqSanez theeriq

      Really, there’s no point in keep on talking about Rihanna’s singing habilities. She’s fun and a show woman. She’s doing her thing. She screams, people like it. Because we all can sing like that. That ain’t no inspirational, it’s like eating chips. No nutricional facts. Just play play.

    • https://twitter.com/#!/EriqSanez theeriq

      Come on Trent! Give us some Adele, some Lana del Rey, some Janelle Monae, girls with at least some talent.

    • Mya

      @Benron I work at a hospital, in the OR (operating room).. I’ve seen the pic.. and I stand by my comment. I agree with @theeriq she is who she is no nutritional facts she is Pop(corn) its delicious but is never filling. There is nothing wrong with it I love popcorn. We agree to disagree. It’s ok. :)

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    • Abdel.

      For those who say that she was dancing, and this is why she couldn’t follow the song .. well I am sorry, Beyonce can sing and dance at the same time, like a fool, Even Gaga does ! so just keep this excuse away, and look for another .

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