The once was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children with nothing do so she gave them some money to buy Alicia Keys some honey, thus saving her vocal cords before they turned bloody. At least, that is what many wished happened before Keys filmed ‘Vh1 Storytellers: Alicia Keys’.
Set to air on November 12th at 11pm ET, this instalment of ‘Vh1 Storytellers’ features an increasingly hoarse Keys trying her best to belt her song ‘Girl on Fire’ but falling horribly flat on her tattered singing voice. If you thought her other recent performances were bad then you haven’t heard anything yet. Watch the catastrophe below:
Keys sounded horrible during that ‘Vh1 Storytellers’ performance and many members of the audience looked as though they didn’t know if to clap or dial 911. Does she hear herself? Is she experiencing a medical issue that she has yet to share with her fans? Either way, it is clear that Keys needs serious help. I don’t even know what else to say. Honestly, what was that?!