Beyonce’s ‘The Mrs. Carter Show World Tour’ poster

It was written that the anti-Christ will rise from the world of men as leader who is loved by millions yet uses that influence for the destruction of their humanity. I just thought I should point that out to those of you who didn’t know. Now, in a completely unrelated news tidbit, Beyonce’s fans behaved like a pack of hyenas as they fought for tour tickets in the UK.

According to Digital Spy, police were summoned to the Manchester Arena box office when the dogs of war began craving flesh and crushed each other as they demanded tickets to Beyonce’s The Mrs. Carter Show World Tour. Nobody was safe from their wrath as the classless beasts destroyed private property shortly after 5am.

“Since the dates were announced two weeks ago, we strongly advised all customers not to travel to the venue box office as tickets could not be guaranteed due to the anticipated high demand,” a spokesperson for the Manchester Arena explained. “Unfortunately, when we opened our doors at 5.30am what had been an orderly queue immediately stormed the box office windows causing a potential crush.

The spokesperson continued, “Despite the best efforts of our stewards and security staff we had to involve British Transport Police in an attempt to restore order. Even then the safety of genuine fans could not be guaranteed and, following police advice, the box office remained closed.

The pits of the abyss house the seeds of the Dark Lord – orcs, goblins, imps and creatures of the night. Even the innocence of children will be snuffed out as the evil scourge plagues the Earth in preparation for the arrival of the conniving queen of many names.

“Men were ripping open fire doors that were locked,” Sarah Miah, a helpless witness, shared. “Once opened, they fought to get through one side of a double door. Children were getting crushed and screaming. It was horrible. By far the worst night of my life.”

This catastrophic event follows the retirement of the Pope, the first man to leave that Holy post in almost 600 years. We await the type of Beyonce’s minions that caused the riot to be identified. Were they worker bees, honey bees or bumble bees? All we know is that they come from the dark hive of Dereon. Personally, I will just catch The Mrs. Carter Show World Tour on YouTube after a session of prayer.

I know that’s right!

Thoughts?