Hey bitter Whitney Houston fans, here are some new Mariah Carey performances for you to attack. That’s right, we all know how much you just love to fire delusional claims about backtracks regarding divas who can still carry a tune into their 40s, so Carey’s latest showings in Melbourne are right up your dark, lonely alley.
Standing tall in her daringly high heels, Carey wowed her Australian fans at the Etihad Stadium with stunning renditions of “Fly like a Bird”, “I’ll be There”, “Emotions” and more. Of course, you Houston fans, who still think it’s 1992, don’t want to hear that so let’s play a game to give your boring lives a boost.
Pause these YouTube videos of Houston’s glory days and focus closely on Carey’s Melbourne concert to see if you can detect the exact moments that she supposedly started lip-syncing. If you can’t spot the miming then you can still win points by claiming that her background singers are hitting the high notes or that the footage was somehow doctored.
Good luck and remember, we care all care deeply about your anonymous opinions. Watch Carey perform in Melbourne below:
“Fly like a Bird”
“I’ll be There (with Trey Lorenz)”
“Emotions”
“My All”